Midges are to Joba Chamberlain as meth is to his mother. Unfortunately for the momma of Joba, a few cans of Raid will not cast away her demons.
Jailed on suspicion of selling methamphetamine this February, Jacqueline Standley is facing a felony charge after allegedly selling one gram of that crank to an undercover cop. And yes, I know what you're thinking...how could such a beautiful woman produce such a grotesque child?
Standley, 44, is being held on $5,000 bail, or the equivalent street value for three tickets on the first base line in New Yankee Stadium, two hot dogs, and one beer.
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