A Letter from the National League to the American League

Dear American League, Well, it's been a little more than a month and I still haven't heard back from you since I wrote to you before the All-Star break.  That's cool, I've been busy too...  Congrats on winning the All-Star game by the way.  I still can't believe Crawford made that catch.   Okay, seriously, American League, why do you have to do this to me? Why am I hearing that you are going to send Roy Halladay my way?  Not cool, man, not cool.   What do you expect me do with him?  You can barely score runs off him, what am I going to do?    It is bad enough you sent Matt Holliday back this way after he changed his swing and was somewhat hitting you.  Even that runt Julio Lugo is giving me problems.  Juan Uribe is still batting .284 against me! Juan f!@#!@ing Uribe!  If you take Adam Dunn from me then I'm going to lose it.  That would be cold-blooded, AL, and you know it.  Don...