Originally posted on Next Impulse Sports  |  Last updated 12/12/12
If you happen to have $36,000 lying around, you may want to look into purchasing Alfonso Soriano’s absolutely ridiculous 2005 Hummer H2, which is now for sale on eBay. The MLB outfielder spent over $100k on customizing his whip, which, according to the listing, is supercharged, has an incredible sound system, just over 23,000 miles, built in DVD & TVs, and comes with 24″ Dub spinners. You’ll also probably notice the vehicle sports the letters A & S on the side doors where the H2 would usually go and on the grill you get the Soriano “S.” More pics: The vehicle made the rounds on the Internet back in 2009 and it seems to have abandoned a few of the customizations it featured back then, most notably the full wall of speakers that blocked the rear window: No worries though, I’m sure this monstrosity of a vehicle will get you enough attention, even without the Great Wall Of Bass rattling every bone in your body. [Busted Coverage] Article found on: Cosby Sweaters
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