Found March 17, 2008 on We're All Day-to-Day:
PORT ST LUCIE, FLORIDA -- Noted wicked pissah and Mets outfielder Moises Alou will miss the start of the season after undergoing surgery to fix a hernia. We can only assume that Moises was unable to piss on the hernia in order to toughen it up. Despite Alou's efforts to protect his body by consistent...
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