Beerleaguer peanut gallery projection: Pat the Bat

Someone once said that if I didn't feel like writing, just post a picture of Pat Burrell and let the readers have at it. After five years of writing Beerleaguer, the best topic is the one that falls into your lap. Taking cues from the conversation taking shape in the previous thread, why not make it official? I can think of three good reasons: because it's easy; because it's Burrell; because it isn't John Ennis. When you talk about Burrell,...