Breakfast Links 3-29-11

Who is driving to Des Moines on Sunday morning to watch Wrestlemania with Adam and Pat from Black Heart Gold Pants? This 30-year old teenager, that's who. Not surprisingly, both the Cubs and Sox are in the top ten of MLB merchandise sold. - Sun-Times I tweeted this yesterday, but it's worth repeating. If I had to spend a year or two of my life sharing a locker room with Elijah Duke like Evan Longoria did, I'd have some AK-47s around too. - Hardball Talk Sean Marshall is fully on board the VCU bandwagon. - Tribune Speaking of VCU, the Cubs have also invited Shaka Smart to sing the seventh-inning stretch. - ESPNChicago The biggest difference is that a lot of people in this country will be pissed off if they have to miss an entire season of action. - CSNChicago Get your Bears license plate! - Bears Former White Sox third baseman of the future, Josh Fields, will now be kicking ass and taking names for the Colorado Rockies. - MLB Trade Rumors A lot of people don't realiz...