C-a-C: 'I'm sorry, did Buzz Bissinger write a book about you?'

Well, I have to say I didn't see that coming. In a park perfectly suited to his superhero strengths, St. Louis' Chris Carpenter(notes) was merely mortal in Wednesday's 5-3 loss, giving up four runs and nine hits in just five innings of work against the Dodgers in Game 1. Now down 1-0, Tony La Russa, Albert Pujols(notes) and the Cardinals will have turn to the other half of their Two-Headed Monster in hopes Adam Wainwright(notes) can serve up a split headed back to StL. Anyway, have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read? Follow the jump for winners from last week's C-a-C featuring Pete Rose & guest: Pete Rose becomes more camera friendly 1st — Ray Michael. "In an attempt to break the all-time hits record, Ichiro(notes) goes undercover to get inside Pete Rose's head."2nd — Vaffanculo. "Being an ex-con and banned from baseball, Pete Rose starts turning tricks for Sharpie money."3rd &mda...