Cleared of sexual assault charges by the Las Vegas Police Department, Jose Canseco is taking advantage of the opportunity to show he's really not a sleezeball ... by acting like a sleezeball.
Canseco, who went through Chapter 7 bankruptcy liquidation last year, is offering to sell his polygraph test. Yep, if anyone wants to know what happened that night in Sin City, this little bit of "baseball memorabilia" can be yours.
im selling my results of my polygraph tests. email firstname.lastname@example.org to make an offer.
-- Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) June 7, 2013
And it sounds like Canseco may not be done with the woman who accused him.
At least the slugger continues to show that he has a firm grasp on humor (if not reality), and that he's through associating with disreputable characters and strictly sticking to stand-up citizens.
Are you collecting all my tweets buddy @ barackobama
-- Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) June 6, 2013
Everyone in LA go see me buddy dennis @ dennisrodman at Long Beach convention ctr tommorrow from 12-2.will be elected to D.C. someday
-- Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) June 8, 2013