Cinco Ocho sounding like Ocho Cinco

OK folks. At what point do we just say "It's the ____ing Devil Rays" and move on? They play in a toilet bowl in front of 10,000 fans on a good night. Their manager wears designer glasses and is cut from the same cloth as Mike "I invented Baseball" Scioscia. Sure, they have nice young players. But why are the Sox, in particular all-star closer and future "Dancing with the Stars" megastar Jonathan Papelbon, so concerned with getting even with the Rays? In case you haven't heard, Papelbon was quoted on Mohegan Sports Tonight saying "In my opinion, and the way I feel right now, this thing isn't all settled and done". Tell me Jon, when is it all settled and done? This is where Tito needs to step in and say, "Listen, I like the intensity, but we don't need to be starting anything". Guys have been suspended (some wrongfully; see: Lester, Jon). Guys are already hurt. The last thing we need is a bean ball feud wit...