Conversations With Oliver Part 2

Alien 1: Do you have the specimen?Alien 2: Yeah, he seems pretty typical of this life form. Apparently, they call them ... humans.A1: Have you sufficiently replaced him with one of our cyborgs without anyone knowing?A2: Yes, we had one that was just the right size.A1: Perfect! Okay, bring the specimen to, so we can find out about his ways in preparation for the invasion....A2: Human? Human! Wake up, we have much to ask you.Oliver Perez: Wha, what happened?A1: You are under our control.OP: But I'm supposed to pitch tonight.A2: Pitch? What is this "pitch" you refer to.OP: It's a slider. I've been working on it extra with Dan Warthen.A1: Who is this, Warthen? Is he your leader?OP: Yes.A1: Tiberius, bring me Warthen ... dead or alive!OP: Hey, are you guys aliens?A1: Do not fight us, mere human.OP: Oh wow, this is so cool, I have so many questions to ask you! What color is the sky in your world?A2: Ummm ...OP: Hey, if you're aliens, how do you know so much Engli...