Craig Counsell should find Houston Astros reliever Enerio Del Rosario buy him dinner, take him to his place, bust out a bottle of bubbly, bend over, and let Enerio get his jail bird on; cause the streak that 16 year vet Counsel was approaching was straight embarrassing.
Counsel was 0-45 entering last night’s game between his/her (he blows) Milwaukee Brewers and the Houston Astros, one out away from tying the record for longest hitless streak by non-pitcher: Bill Bergen, catcher for the Brooklyn Dodgers has the record for going 0-46 in 1909. FLOP.
Well then the 9th inning came, and a man who had a 20.25 era last year named Enerio was on the mound when Craig Counsell came on to pinch hit in 8-1 game…
AND THEN CRAIGY HIT A SINGLE TO RIGHT (1st hit since June 10th) to keep himself out of the record books…AND Enerio should get a butt plug to keep himself out of a hospital…cause I hear Craigy is mandingo and likes Dominican butt.
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