Create-a-Caption: Austin Kearns is king of DC (for a day)

It isn't every day that the Nationals win a series, so it was no wonder that Austin Kearns got a little emotional over his game-winning single on Sunday or that his teammates wanted to immediately mob him after beating the Padres. It was win No. 30 for Washington and, really, good for them, even if it came at the expense of San Diego. So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read? Follow the jump for winners from Friday's C-a-C featuring a randy Ranger: Nelson Cruz wins a date with Josh Hamilton 1st — Faztradamus. "He went to Jared!"2nd — Yoni. "Dont tell Andruw, but I like you more."3rd — Cursor. "Not with the bullpen watching. NOT WITH THE BULLPEN WATCHING!!"HM — nate. "If you have a moment, I'd like to talk to you about our savior, Jesus Christ."