Create-a-Caption: Bronson is fixing to be a lot better, man

Before Bronson Arroyo puts in another order for "Korean ginseng", he should probably note that his two-hit complete game shutout on Thursday night came not as a result of his pharmacy of non-approved supplements, but because he was facing the Nationals. I mean, even Jonny Gomes managed to hit three home run against those guys! (Amirite?) So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?Follow the jump for winners from Thursday's C-a-C featuring A.J. Burnett: Robinson Cano blinded by A.J. Burnett 1st — Jordan S. ""If you don't want to shave yourself, then sit still."2nd — Jeff. "Robinson Cano-t see." 3rd — Mark M. "How many times do I have tell you? Gillette is the best a man can get!"HM — Randy. "The amazingly hilarious AJ Burnett pulls off the ol' pie in the face bit...rated by men everywhere to be the third funniest trick known to man. First of course would...