Originally written on Razzball  |  Last updated 11/18/14
At the beginning of last year, Brian Matusz was a popular sleeper and a candidate to evolve into the next Greg Maddux, mixed with a side of MacGyver and a Dragon from the future. Everyone loves sleepers, as you think you’re the only one who knows what’s up. The funny thing is, everyone thinks like that and also knows that you know. If they know what you know, you should also know that they know that you know. I think my computer just threw up on me. Well, if you drafted him last year, he sure slapped your face hard. Like the Serbian hooker I found last Tuesday, you walked around with a Matusz looking pink spot on half your face. In fact, I think you still have it. Maybe you want to go check that out with some kind of doctor. And don’t touch me, because that actually looks like a rash. No one had any real idea what happened. We do know there was an injury to the ribs, without BBQ sauce. Some kind of intercostal strain under the shoulder blade. I’m giving you specifics here because I ...
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