As the regular season winds down, 22 teams are facing an offseason filled with golf rounds and hot-stove strategery.
But we're not going to let them get off that easy. No sir. No way. In an attempt to bring some closure between franchise and follower, we're giving a blogger from each team the opportunity to detain their squads for the equivalent of a Saturday morning detention stay.
Up next in our series is one of our favorites, The Nats Enquirer. They focus on Washington's ballclub when Bryce Harper isn't causing trouble down on the farm.
Okay, take your seats and quiet down, Washington Nationals. You know why you're here, and it's like I always say: Don't mess with the bull, young man -- you'll get the horns.
Yes, I'm looking at you, Bryce Harper.
Granted, there would have been many more of you sitting here in detention just a year ago. Two, three, years ago? Cripes, we would've had to use the entire cafeteria to fit all the stiffs pulled from the scrapheap in one room, but now yo...