Detroit Tigers Provide Rail for Seattle Mariners' Pursuit of Glory

This morning, as I was continuing my pursuit of readying nearly 200 student apartments for move-in, when a dreadlocked crew of hooligan skaters adequately judged my lack of admiration for the no skating policy and made their break.  The daredevil of the group darted up the stairs quickly throwing down his board at the far end of a second story porch.  He then fearlessly approached the railing, kick-flipping into a front-side grind down the rail.  This kid, in his dismount caught a toe and flailed face first into a freshly painted barbecue.  There was bass in this thud.  His friends, one laughing, one video-taping, and one shocked weren’t sure what to do.  It wasn’t until the daredevil picked himself up off of the ground and, I won’t dare call it smile, smiles require teeth, simply proclaimed "glory dude", that I knew he was okay.  By the end of my lunch break the Mariners were going with the big fly off of former teamma...