DL Least Of Borowski's Concerns

Cleveland, April 15, 2008 -- Indians closer Joe Borowski was placed on the disabled list with a strained right triceps today, following a blown save against the Boston Red Sox. The Legend of Cecilio Guante has learned that a strained triceps muscle might be the least of Borowski's concerns, though. A leading Cleveland law enforcement official says that evidence has surfaced linking Borowski to hundreds of mysterious, unsolved deaths throughout Northeastern Ohio. Police Chief Wahoo was willing to speak to us, but didn't want too many facts of his investigation to slip out to the public. Chief Wahoo indicated that since since April of 2007, a fear has gripped the city of Cleveland and all of Northeastern Ohio.