Dr. James Andrews Creates Super-Pitcher Out of Spare Parts of Kerry Wood and Mark Prior

When Mark Prior showed up at the office of Dr. James Andrews yesterday to have his right shoulder scoped, he was surprised to see Cubs teammate Kerry Wood was already in the waiting room. Prior was unaware that Wood was also scheduled for surgery at the same time – a surgery that would end the pitching career's of Prior and Wood, but begin the career of a healthy, dominant super-pitcher named Mark Kerry.