Elijah Dukes has been arrested, again. This time for attempting to eat a bag of pot during a traffic stop in Tampa:
Dukes [...] allegedly tried to eat a plastic bag of marijuana when police officers noticed it. The police report Dukes also had a marijuana cigarette behind his right ear.
Dukes has been charged with tampering with physical evidence, possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia and driving with a cancelled, suspended or revoked license, the Tampa Bay Times reports
As totally hilarious as it is to make “you dead, dawg” jokes about Elijah, his story is mostly just really, really depressing. From 1997 through today, he’s been arrested for various charges fairly consistently. But he’s still only 27; hopefully he can turn things around at some point. He has always been a Mr. I favorite.