Originally posted on Nationals Enquirer  |  Last updated 1/16/13
It was only a matter of time... Nationals trade Michael Morse to Seattle Mariners for A.J. Cole and two players to be named later in three-team deal Welcome back, A.J. Cole. Any chance Ryan Langerhans is one of the PTBNLs? But who will throw the buckets of bubblegum on teammates in the dugout after home runs? Who will dump smallish bottles of water on teammates' heads? Who will dump the Gatorade bucket on teammates after walkoffs? And who will spray smiley faces on the Gatorade bucket? Who will deliver the shaving cream pies? Who will hit phantom grand slams with invisible bats? Who will deliver marriage proposals to Bryce Harper during postgame interviews? Most importantly: Who will sing Take on Me? (The smart money's on Andy Feffer and the Nats co-opting that sucker as a Nationals Park "thing" for the 7th inning stretch. As they should.) The answer to all of the above: Not Michael Morse anymore. Godspeed, Beast. Thanks for the memories. (Photo abo...
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