Originally posted on Sons of Roto  |  Last updated 12/12/12
Finding the right team name can you make you as happy as this guy Photo Credit: Koshyk   Yes, an R.A. Dickey based team name is too easy. Why of course, Call Me Maybin is an incredibly wack team name.    Let’s face it, really hilarious fantasy baseball team names are difficult to come up with. So rather than waste precious time trying to come up with names yourself, why not let your boy Dudley Do Work do it for you? Below are the best fantasy baseball team names for the 2013 season. They are also the funniest fantasy baseball team names of the 2013 season. How do I know they’re the best and the funniest? Simple, because the phrases “best fantasy baseball team names” and “funniest fantasy baseball team names” generate a ****-ton of hits on search engines. That may not have answered the question, but it didn’t need to. You’re here now. So join the Sons of Roto revolution and experience another Starbonell hand-crafted team names collection.    As always, these names are 100% original and did not come from any other sources. There are no lazy team names or corny-ass puns chilling on this list. We don’t believe in filling in our list with mediocre names just to flesh it out. Nope. Just pure, unadulterated genius. As usual, we are welcome to any suggestions from readers. Be warned though: only the best reader recommendations will grace this list (with credit included).    Get a condom on that brain of yours, because your mind is about to be blown.   More after the jump:   Offensive Team Names An 8-ball of Phil Coke Da Scott Downs Syndrome The Dempster Babies Eaton Mad ***** Fister Good Night German Scherzer Video If She Cheats, Kottaras Kristopher Negron? Please Lonnie’s Chins ‘N Balls Schaefer Vag Stick It In Her Buchholz Suck My Mar-****-is Ur Mom Likes It Ruf   Advanced Stat Team Names ISO Horny It’s Like wOBA WAR Children   Player-Based Team Names The Ben Zobriety Test Bloody Pollocks Butt ‘Thole Surfers Case of ‘Ells Palsy The Constant Gardner The Denard Dogs Desmonds Are Forever Duensing Checks In Divide and Conger The Domonic Spirits Don’t Beavan Go There Fatherless Bastardos Getcha Brox Off Go in, WEI-Yin The Hardy Hars Having a Grandal Time I Ain’t Neva Laird I Prefer a Furbush I Wainwright, U Wainwrong Jhonny’s Mom Can’t Spell J.P. Howell Movements Just Duda Math Lawrie and Order Like, Totally Fiers Little Starlings Me, No Darv. Yu? Darvish The Newborn Infantes Never Beg For Headley No Speak-a Janish Not Quite Jan, Janish The Pagan Angels Pastornicky’s Sticky-icky Profar, So Good Sporting Hammel-toe Ur Chone Finished The Votto Locos Want 2 Touch the Heisey We Shin-Soo True Whoa (Dylan) Bundy! Youk’ ‘N Rally Zambrano’s Zambronos
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