George Steinbrenner Set To Go Where No Overbearing, Excessively Spending, Baseball Owner Has Gone Before

It appears New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner isn't placated with building the most dominant baseball franchise of the past 25 years in America. Astronaut Garrett Reisman will take dirt & banners from Yankee Stadium into space with him with the intention of delivering the sports memorabilia to an international space station. Personally, I'd prefer if the Yankees took John Turturo, Oliver Platt, and that guy who is playing Reggie Jackson solely to recover his mancard after accepting roles in Sex & The City and The Devil Wears Prada and launched them into outer space, thus ridding us of The Bronx Is Burning once and for all...