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Is that Barry Zito?  It sure looks like it.  Do we now know the reason why Zito’s gotten so many women over the past decade?  It can’t be the ridiculous millions of dollars he’s earned in the bigs while being a mediocre pitcher could it?  Of course not!  It’s his rock hard tushy as evidenced by the pain it put Aubrey Huff in.

How’d you get those rock hard cheeks Barry?

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