Good Riddance, 2009

You could call the Mets 2009 season a nightmare. But that would be giving the somnambulant front office more excuses to play with.The Mets 2009 season was disgusting. It was disgusting enough to scare yours truly off baseball for the last few months of the season. It was disgusting enough that the disgusting taste is still in our mouths, months later and judging by the fact that Omar is still the GM, Jerry is still the manager and the same heartless, injury-prone core is meant to carry the team despite all the times it failed so miserably in the past, Mets fans had better get used to the taste of **** because **** sandwiches are about all the Mets are going to be serving in 2010.Can you really get excited about the signing of Jason Bay, the baseball GM equivalent of beans on toast?Jason Bay would make a reasonable DH or maybe even a first base conversion but left field in the spacious ShittyField is a near-guarantee to a return of the Cosmic Baseball Fielding Clown we watched the...