Found July 03, 2012 on
This is a picture of Washington Nationals rookie Bryce Harper with UFC ring girl/Playboy playmate Brittany Palmer.
Compare and contrast that to the following video by YouTube’s Mallory Moreno entitled, ‘If Bryce Harper Was My Boyfriend’, a Justin Bieber parody song about how awesome of a girlfriend she’d be filmed longways on a Flip with about five minutes notice. Sample lyrics:
I got stats in my hands that i’d really like to show
show show to you
chillin at the ballpark while the sky’s blue
you don’t know about me but i know about you
so say hello to the bigggest fan of three four, swag
Long story short, this is the difference between Girls Who Like Bryce Harper, and Girls Bryce Harper likes:
Big ups to Savannah Palumbo for her awesome directing job.
[via The Nats Enquirer]
BEST OF MAXIM
CLOWN GESTURE, BRO
(Video above via @JakeRussell)
Because nothing says "Fourth of July" like Bryce Harper in his official Under Armour "Don't Be a Clown Bro" t-shirt, getting a shaving cream pie in the face from Jayson Werth on MLB Network after the Nats beat down the Giants.
(Screencap via @recordsANDradio)
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We've seen some pretty terrible song parodies here on Outside the Boxscore but this one deserves its own post to stand on its own.
Check out this Nationals fanatic who decided to do an ode to Bryce Harper using Justin Bieber's new hit, "Boyfriend".
It's called, "If I Was Bryce Harper's Girlfriend":
(Courtesy of Nats Enquirer)
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