Holier than thou: Pedro and Mussina

Mike Mussina and Pedro Martinez are in love with themselves for not cheating. "You're a real man among boys, Mussina. I ought to warn you though: You and Pedro should not to pat yourselves on the back so hard. You're risking injury, which is particularly foolish in your walk years. And god knows the two of you have many more years to feel good about yourselves — doing crosswords and watching cockfights, that is."