Homerism coming at you live

Yes, but not from us. Yet. A couple of neat things are going on right now in the world of sports. Ok, check that. One neat thing. Ken Griffey Junior is one home run away from number 600 in his illustrious career. Coincidentally, I'm one beer away from 600 in the month of May. Not quite as illustrious, but gimme a little credit here. Anyway, tuning into Fox to watch Junior Griffey's chase, they're actually showing the Mets and Dodgers, and periodically cutting to the Reds Braves game whenever Griffey is up. Fine. I can hang, being from L.A. and all. But for some reason, they're using the New York market announcers. One of them is Ralph Kiner, a longtime Mets broadcaster. I haven't figured out who the other one is, but I did figure out a new, albeit potentially brief, drinking game. Every time Ralph Kiner makes a blatantly homerish, masturbatory comment about the Mets OR how awesome he is at scouting young talent, have a drink. You'd be deader th...