Found September 18, 2013 on FatManWriting:
It's been a long, tough year for the Houston Astros and their fans. The team has been one of the worst in baseball the entire season. Against the Cincinnati Reds Tuesday night fans got another reminder of this when the Astros lost 10-0; the 100th loss of the season.In the process shortstop Jonathan Villar completed the perfect slide; one that puts the entire season into proper perspective. Forget the Mark Sanchez Butt Fumble.  Now there is the Houston Astros Ass Slide. From SBNation
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