How Can We Get Cub Memorabilia into the Hall of Fame?

Just a little filler writeup. If you have any "pet Peavy's" keep them in Rob's Tuesday Hot Stove comments. Over the weekend I heard that they have again added World Series Winner memorabilia into the Hall of Fame. This years addition is Cole Hamel's jersey worn in the rain delayed game 5 and Brad Lidge's glove for getting the save in game 5. If they could just loosen up the criteria for getting stuff into the HOF a bit, I was wondering just what Cub trinkets would qualify? Here's my short list but feel free to make it longer: Stuffed black cat, Shea stadium circa 1969 Ron Santo's toasted gamer hairpiece from opening day in NYC 2003 Sammy Sosa's broken corked bat circa 2004 Moises Alou hand delivered urinalysis results, circa 2004 Videotape of Piniella's ejection June 3, 2007 with ump Mark Wegner Autographed ball Cub infield, game 2, NLDS 2008...with 4 dirt smudges included Ted Lilly (08) and Carlos Zambrano (0...