I think this is exactly what Darwin had in mind when he came up with the theory of Evolution. Some caveman created fire. The Romans made democracy. Thomas Edison invented electricity. Karl Benz invented the car. And we humiliate our children and post it on youtube for the whole world to see. Progress, *******.
Why was the girl crying? Sure being a Cubs game sucks because they lose all the time but its has its perks. Like you don’t have to actually watch the game, you can get as drunk as you want, and you don’t have to be ugly and gross.
The Chicago White Sox agreed to give John Danks a five-year contract extension worth $65 million on Thursday, keeping the starting pitcher on the South Side until 2016.
The 26-year-old lefty, who more or less sucked last season, went 8-12 with a 4.33 ERA in 2011. Obviously, this prompted general manager Ken Williams to give him an immediate $2 million raise for $8 million next...
The Tokyo Yakult Swallows have formally announced the signing of outfielder Lastings Milledge according to a Sanso report (passed on from Patrick Newman of NPB Tracker.) The deal is worth $750k with unknown performance bonuses included as well as a club option for 2013.
Milledge last appeared in the Majors this past season (2 games) as a member of the Chicago White Sox. He spent...
The Chicago White Sox and left-handed pitcher John Danks have finalized a five-year, $65-million contract.The deal was agreed to in principle last week, but wasn't made official until Danks passed a physical.Danks posted an 8-12 mark with a 4.33 ERA and 135 strikeouts over 170 innings in 2011.
The 26-year-old saw his numbers dip across the board, as he fell
seven wins shy...
Via Matthew Cerrone's Mets Blog
December 28, 2011
In a post to Twitter, SS Omar Vizquel said, if offered a contract, he would not be interested in joining the Mets next season.
Vizquel, who will be 45 in April, hit .251 with eight RBI in 58 games for the White Sox last season. In 23 big league seasons, Vizquel is a .272 career hitter with 2841 hits and 402 stolen bases and an 11-time Gold Glove Award winner at shortstop.
Imagine if one of your children loved getting drunk, ripping off their shirt and getting a sun tan while enjoying their mediocrity, but your other child was low-key and kept to themselves. This was the case when a Chicago mother of two 6-year-old twins had one son who is a Chicago White Sox fan and a daughter that is a diehard Chicago Cubs fan. Well mom thought it would be a fun...
Here are a few items about John Danks' five-year, $65MM extension with the White Sox, which was officially announced today...
Danks has a full no-trade clause for the first year of his contract, reports MLB.com's Scott Merkin. Danks will have partial no-trade protection for the remaining four years, able to block deals to six teams.
The extension "really did...
Many people already have greatly lowered the White Sox 2012 expectations before really knowing what this team will have to offer. That kind of drop comes when the word "rebuilding" gets thrown around for a group perennially expected to contend for the American League Central division crown, at the very least.
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