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PLAYERS: Jose Canseco
… Jesus Christ Jose. Pull yourself together man. Your Jose Canseco for ***** sake. 40/40. Bash Brothers. Martial Arts Extraordinaire. You shouldn’t be sleeping in garages and losing your chandeleers. This may be the saddest thing I have ever seen. Absolutely heartbreaking. Little does Jose know that I would pay him to sleep in my garage and I don’t even own a garage, thats how badly I want to chillax with Jose. PS By far Jose’s best tweet of all time. bats. Nothing more nothing less. Just bats. When I think of the world’s greatest poets I think of Emily Dickinson, William Shakespeare, and Jose Canseco.
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