Originally written on IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS caught  |  Last updated 8/8/12
Every day, a new capillary bursts. It's like living in Bill O'Reilly's nose. Last night brought the sick revelation that Austin Jackson is a better CF than the star swoosh- machine we traded him for, which means the two most meaningful prospects our farm system developed in the last 10 years - Ian Kennedy and Jackson - were jetisoned in a trade. Ahh, but that's another Yankeetorial on a day when we all have enough blessed gin in our brains to stare wide-eyed into this gaping maw of hell known as the 2012 Yankees.Where do I start? When we get decent pitching, we lose 1-0. When we hit, we go down 6-5. Our best days lately come when we do neither, as long as we're playing Seattle. Oh yes, can you imagine where we'd be if not for the no-name-no-hope Seattlittes? We keep assuring ourselves that all is OK: We're still eight up, no, seven up, no, six up, etc -- but we're living on the bubble of a weak AL East. Toronto and Boston are utterly putrid (though amazingly, the Redsocks remain unb...
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