In which I bother a blogger with more skill than me to denigrate Joe Mauer.

Sometimes, when I'm bored, I hit up the ol' GTalk and chat with more famous bloggers than me. Why? Because it's an easy way to get posts. And today, Mister One More Dying Quail Himself gets bothered. Why? Because he is a friend of blog.me: HmmJoe Mauer has to be cheatingOMDQ: why?because he's a machine?me: because he goes from Placido Polanco to Ted WilliamsOMDQ: he's always been a good average hitterme: but this is Brian Roberts 2006 April sort of stuffOMDQ: how dare you accuse Joe Mauer of such atrocities against the game?don't you know he's an All-American boyas pure as apple pie?me: Apple Pie has high fructose corn syrup!OMDQ: not a banned substanceyetSent at 1:41 PM on Mondayme: But baseball players got rich off of morally unethical yet legal substancesOMDQ: not really legalme: He is cheatingMy godHow can he hit like that?OMDQ: because he has been blessed by the hand of almighty God himselfme: No one hits like thatNot even Dale Murphy in his primeOMD...