Is Derrick Turnbow's hair the best player on the Brewers?

This is kind of creepy, but when your a Brewers fan and your team is bad year after year, maybe you resort to making and playing with dolls. Only single-seat and standing-room tickets remain for Derrick Turnbow bobblehead day at Miller Park, and all fans will get a Turnbow figure with "real" doll hair. "I think it's pretty funny," said the bushy-haired Turnbow, who was referred to by Padres broadcaster Matt Vasgersian earlier this week as "the Brewers' unmade bed." "I think it kind of looks better than my real hair," Turnbow said with a laugh. "It's definitely an honor."