The day where one Los Angeles team signs the best first baseman in the game, we learn that the first baseman for the other Los Angeles team is crazy.
Dodgers’ first baseman, James Loney was arrested while being hospitalized from an incident last month. TMZ broke the story earlier today. Loney smashed his Maserati in not one, not two, but THREE other cars. If that wasn’t enough, Loney then allegedly spit at a cop according to the police report.
When the cops arrived at the scene, Loney was either possessed, or under the influence of something. Loney’s first statement to the cops was “”The b**** hit me from behind.” Apparently that “woman” hits with more power than Loney.
Loney then refused a breathalyzer test by biting down on the piece. The cops weren’t playing games after that. They preceded to treat Loney like Hanibal Lecter by locking him in restraints.
The most shocking news out of all this is that the tests came back NEGAT...
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