Jane says no; Sox lose by a billion to Twins

Sox Record: 17-23; The Sox have a -193,392,847 run differential. I think the Twins scored again. My Lord that was embarrassing.Place in the A.L. Central and Games back: Fourth and 6 and a half out. The Tigers can't lose! GM is going bankrupt! The Wings are two wins from the Cup Finals! Most American cars are made in Canada! I love Detroit!Most annoying person in the Sox organization: Wilson Betemit who apparently can't throw and whose error in the second lead to about 800 unearned runs.Member of the White Sox I love the most at the moment: When you lose 20-1, no one gets love. But Kenny Williams for pulling off the Peavy deal gets props.Rhetorical Question of the Day: Jane Peavy said no to the White Sox yesterday... which shouldn't shock us. Peavy's reasons were something about him wanting to hit, the fact that he wants to keep his ERA low because he plays in the biggest stadium in the majors, and because he's scared of the American League which, as we&#...