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Jose Canseco was leaving Colony nightclub in Hollywood with three lovely ladies. He was signing autographs for whom must have been baseball memorabilia hawks as the paparazzi (whom he must have paid to follow him). Then one gentleman who apparently has a large derriere yelled at Jose, “Nobody cares about you.” The charming Canseco responded with, “Nobody cares about you fat ass. You got no balls unless you say it to my face. Typical human feces.” I’ve already inserted THF into my everyday vocabulary and when an Asian woman cut me off when I was driving to TCBY’s, I rolled down my window and called her, “Typical human feces.” It felt good. Real good.
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Jose Canseco was leaving a club in Hollywood when a fan taunted him. Canseco went off on the fan in response.
YouTube - Former Baseball slugger "Jose Canseco" goes off on a fan leaving Colony
nightclub on Dec 17th, 2011 in Hollywood, CA, United States.
The video is NSFW so I'll just let you in on what he says. Someone yells at Canseco "nobody cares about you," while he's getting in his car with two girls to leave the nightclub. Canseco then yells back...
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Former Baseball slugger and whistle blower Jose Canseco goes off on a fan leaving Colony nightclub in Hollywood…Canseco is known for his short fuse, no doubt a remnant from his bash brothers steroid days…He’s lucky people still care enough to go at him. -TO
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