Originally posted on Beer Mug Sports  |  Last updated 12/20/11

What is there NOT to like about the above video clip?  First off, when looking at Canseco in his outfits, you can't tell if it is 1988 or 2011.  Second, he is pulling three skanks out of some Hollywood club and shoving them into his 2003 Infinity G-35.  Then after signing a few auto's, some dude asks to take a picture with Canseco, which Jose refuses to do, and calls the guy a "fat ass' and "human feces".  Wait, am I not going to be able to retire soon and live off all the money I will make selling my stock pile of 1986 Donruss Jose Canseco Rated Rookies?

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