Kershawing: Guidelines For Being The Best Pitcher an Orginization Could Ask For

At first, there was “Tebowing.” And then came “Bradying.” And now, there is “Kershawing.” Behind this glove lies the secrets to his humble "Kershawing" Here’s how to “Kershaw:” 1. Make $500,000 in 2011 2. Destroy every pitching stat for what is basically the pitching triple crown (led the NL in K’s, ERA, WHIP) 3. Win the NL Cy Young award in just your fourth season as a starter. 4. Watch your teammate, who didn’t win any awards and had an unbelievable and unexpected breakout season, sign an 8-year $160million deal…with a $2million singing bonus. 5. Write a book about Christianity and faith: Arise: Live Out Your Faith and Dreams on Whatever Field You Find Yourself. 6. Avoid arbitration by signing a 2-year extension worth $19million…with a $500,000 singing bonus. 7. Avoided arbitration after Tim Lincecum, Hunter Pence, Matt Garza, Jeremy Guthrie, Shawn Marcum, Russell Martin and Anibal Sanchez a...