LaTroy Hawkins ditches O'Neill's number in favor of that fat prick's number

Since recently switching from Paul O'Neill's psychotically coveted number 21 to the slightly less popular Clemens' 22, relief pitcher LaTroy Hawkins has seen several improvements in his day-to-day life as a New York Yankee. Here's a list of some things that have already changed for the affable pitcher. * Fans no longer throwing shit in his face * Fans no longer throwing shit at his family * Fans no longer throwing shit at people who know his family * Fans no longer calling his apartment to tell him they can't wait to throw shit at him and his family * Car seats no longer being filled with cement during home games (more...)