Originally written on Razzball  |  Last updated 1/14/15
I love when I tell you to pick up a player and he comes up days later. It makes me smile, and not one of those weird Japanese emoji smiles, but a full-faced grin. So, Andrew Heaney, you're already okay in my book, even if that book is called, "Rookie Pitchers Will Fill You With Enthusiasm Until They Actually Pitch For Your Fantasy Team." If you missed my Andrew Heaney fantasy with Friday's Buy, where were you? Playing Patty Cake without your hands on the dance floor to Jason Derulo's Wiggle song? Good story, brah. You should turn that into a novella. I'm giggling with excitement for Heaney like I'm Lisa Simpson, only instead of hehe I'm going HeHeaney. Pitching his home games in Crayola Canyon won't hurt him, and the NL East is filled with a bunch of sad, sad hitting teams. Didja know the Marlins are the best NL East hitting team, and it's not close? Fact! The Braves, Phillies, Nats and Mets could hold a two week round robin tournament and score less runs than goals scor...
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