Matt Stairs Says He Likes To Get His Ass Hammered

Yeah, he may have completely sunk the Dodgers' playoff dreams, but at least none of the Dodger players admit to getting their ass hammered and liking it. "'You want to get that one big hit where you feel like you're part of the team,' Stairs said. 'Not that I don't feel like I'm part of the team, by no means, but when you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys, it's no better feeling than to have that done.'" Not to be an immature 5-year-old, but I have the mind of one, and that's absolutely fucking hilarious. Way to go and out the whole Phillies team in the national media, Matt. Now I know where their true home run power comes from.