Originally written on The Daily Stache  |  Last updated 10/22/14
Tonight's #Mets Lineup: 1. Young Jr 7 2. Murphy 4 3. Wright 5 4. Davis 3 5. Kirk 9 6. Lagares 8 7. Buck 2 8. Quintanilla 6 9. Wheeler P — Mets Family™ (@MetsFamily) July 5, 2013 Tonight's #Brewers lineup vs Mets: pic.twitter.com/p3JaNZgK6F — Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) July 5, 2013 Ike, Buck & Kirk in the #mets lineup… More K's in their names or in their box score? — _NESNY_ (@_NESNY_) July 5, 2013 Maybe Sandy is a genius and called up Ike for Wheeler's start to take the pressure off Wheeler. — Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) July 6, 2013 Just remember, if Wheeler struggles in this game he will never be a good pitcher. So please judge his career on tonight only! #Mets #Sarcasm — Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) July 6, 2013 #ImWithPopUps — Steph (@whutyearisit) July 6, 2013 Hellweg is 6' 9"? I would say the Knicks should sign him but he's only 24. #Zing — Jeff Lackinghair (@FreeBald) July 6, 2013 Sexy opposite field hit #WrightStuff — Anthony Hernandez (@MetsFreak4Life) July 6, 2013 HE'S FIXED! — Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) July 6, 2013 Ike Davis walks on four pitches in first plate appearance of return. #mets — Adam Rubin (@AdamRubinESPN) July 6, 2013 Ike Davis, OBP machine. — Kevin O (@fromheretoLI) July 6, 2013 Good guy Hellwig doesn't want to put any pressure on Ike in his first at bat back so he walked him on four pitches. Obv. — RageWynn (@RageWynn) July 6, 2013 THE BREWERS ARE HORRIFIED BY THE NEW IKE DAVIS — Eddie Adlman (@EddieAdlMets) July 6, 2013 MilWALKie amirite? — AndrèaMets4Life (@Mets4_Life) July 6, 2013 Watch #MetsTwitter scream #FireDanWarthen for screwing up Hellweg already #mets #brewers — Scott (@Pilam76) July 6, 2013 Ike and Kirk just walked back to back. Hellweg has frozen over. — Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) July 6, 2013 KIRK! Rib eye steak! By the power of Asgard I walk in this run! pic.twitter.com/uZxbGsT0y4 — Jimmy C (@Jconstantinides) July 6, 2013 Anthony Recker now warming up in the Brewers bullpen — Stephen Keane (@kranepool) July 6, 2013 rickie weeks' hair obviously got in the way there — Steph (@whutyearisit) July 6, 2013 Zack Wheeler taking the mound now for the Mets. I'm sure you've heard by now. — Marc Carig (@MarcCarig) July 6, 2013 Lead off single. Get the pitchforks ready. — Kevin O (@fromheretoLI) July 6, 2013 #ImNotWith28EverAgain ! — Chi Vuole Essere (@JoeyStugotz6) July 6, 2013 #ImWithErrors — Steph (@whutyearisit) July 6, 2013 I see that Tim Teufel is coaching third base for both teams tonight. — Jeff Lackinghair (@FreeBald) July 6, 2013 A new Marriott just opened in downtown Milwaukee, otherwise I was going to spend the weekend above Howard Cunningham's garage. — Mike Puma (@NYPost_Mets) July 6, 2013 The Brewers: Not All That Unlike Forrest Gump — Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) July 6, 2013 This game is going to be a 13-13 tie in the 9th and then the Mets will lose on a walk off wild pitch in the 11th. #InsaneStachePredictions — RageWynn (@RageWynn) July 6, 2013 mets fans would've DFA'd homer bailey 45 times — Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) July 6, 2013 So… is it too late for us to re-think the Johan Santana trade? #WeMissYouCarlosGomez — MetsOfficials (@MetsOfficials) July 6, 2013 bunch of bobbLOLers tonight! #brewers #mets — Mets Fan In Therapy™ (@MetsFanInPhilly) July 6, 2013 THAT'S SO METS….wait — Heather (@_SwimTwoNine) July 6, 2013 You can’t out Mets the Mets, Brewers. I’m know you’re trying hard, but it’s not gonna work — d'evON (@DevOnSports) July 6, 2013 Two of the worst teams in the NL and they are all showing us why they are — Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) July 6, 2013 Turrrrrrible fundies all up in dis game today — RageWynn (@RageWynn) July 6, 2013 This game is hilarious. It'll be more hilarious when the Mets have the lead. — TwinkleMets (@TwinkleMets) July 6, 2013 The Brewers are making baseball look like amateur chainsaw juggling. And as a Met fan, I should know what that looks like. — Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) July 6, 2013 Why did Ike swing and miss!!! WTF WALLY — Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) July 6, 2013 Ike Davis, back from the dead, facing bases loaded situation in first AB. This is just perf— WHY AM I WATCHING THE METS? — Alan Hahn (@alanhahn) July 6, 2013 5am wake up call? Ike was prob just getting in from the bar — Yansore CFS (@BigDavesRants) July 6, 2013 Infield hit for Ike? ALIENS. #Mets — Chi Vuole Essere (@JoeyStugotz6) July 6, 2013 And Kirk got a hit? Brb buying lotto — Yansore CFS (@BigDavesRants) July 6, 2013 Wow playing the Brewers is kind of awesome — Kelly (@TGWTAboutSports) July 6, 2013 These two ******* guys must have gotten an apartment together under the bridge. I love it. #troll — Kevin O (@fromheretoLI) July 6, 2013 BY THE POWER OF ASGARD I WILL SCORE TWO MORE! KIRK! pic.twitter.com/fxlnN6qlp2 — Jimmy C (@Jconstantinides) July 6, 2013 All of the runsssss. Bring em in. This gon be a ******** — Susannah (@SoozyWild79) July 6, 2013 MOAR RUNZ — Christopher Gamez (@Metsochist4Life) July 6, 2013 Hey Legarus. You're a rookie. Don't talk to the umps. #Mets — Keith Hernandez (@imkeithernandez) July 6, 2013 I wonder if Braun is at home shooting steroids directly into his pupils — Jill Wheelerlander (@SitAndValdespin) July 6, 2013 Kirk Nieuwenhuis yells "I got this guys, I played football!" every time he makes a running catch. #mets — Joe Pontillo (@JoePontillo) July 6, 2013 “I’m John Buck and I’m here to provide a breeze on a warm day.” — d'evON (@DevOnSports) July 6, 2013 #FreeAnthonyRecker — Rising Apple (@RisingAppleBlog) July 6, 2013 Zack Wheeler's first hit! Praise Wally Backman! — Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) July 6, 2013 E10 on the umpire — Miguel Mandélkerno (@metsonmymind) July 6, 2013 ***stitches immediately come undone as ball is tossed to Ray Ramirez*** — Katie (@WeHaveAHarvey) July 6, 2013 I'm crying/laughing that Ramirez dropped the ball. He should not be allowed to touch anything or anyone. Ever. — Susannah (@SoozyWild79) July 6, 2013 Ayeeee #WheelzUp — Amazin' Army (@WE_ARE_MET_FANS) July 6, 2013 Hellwig pitching to the scouting report I see. — Jeffrey Paternostro (@jeffpaternostro) July 6, 2013 Congrats to @Wheelerpro45 on his first big league hit!!!!! It wasn't easy but they finally got the ball into the dugout for him! — Justin Turner (@redturn2) July 6, 2013 Benny Hill Day #Mets — You Gotta Believe! (@metstweets) July 6, 2013 Miller Park – Where Fundies Go To Die. — Ed Leyro (@Studi_Metsimus) July 6, 2013 Love how Aoki was the one running and bounced off Buck like a pinball. — Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) July 6, 2013 Waiting for Keith to flip over a table and angrily grow his mustache back in — Jill Wheelerlander (@SitAndValdespin) July 6, 2013 Bernie Brewer keeps pacing and pacing. First time I've seen someone who wants to ride down a slide as much as my five-year-old niece. — Mike Kerwick (@mikekerwick) July 6, 2013 Lucroy and Aoki would be good character names for the new upcoming Star Wars movie. #CantWaitForStarWars7 — Mets Merized Online (@MetsMerized) July 6, 2013 Hahaha watching Aoki slide into @johnbuck44 just gave me a real good laugh! — Justin Turner (@redturn2) July 6, 2013 Look at Ike playing #WallyBall #Mets — —– Kev © —– (@MrMetKevC) July 6, 2013 Is Ike trolling me? Ike is trolling me. — Shannon (@Miss_Met) July 6, 2013 Ike Backman! — d'evON (@DevOnSports) July 6, 2013 Ike Davis defies scripture by raking on Shabbat. — Eric Simon (@AmazinAvenue) July 6, 2013 Kirk Nieuwenhuis has 4 RBIs. Run-scoring single in the 4th. #Mets 6, #Brewers 2, top 4 — Adam Rubin (@AdamRubinESPN) July 6, 2013 BY THE POWER IF ASGARD I WILL SCORE ANOTHER!! Kirk pic.twitter.com/a81WH4cFXo — Jimmy C (@Jconstantinides) July 6, 2013 4 RBI for Kirk. TRAID Byrd NOW — Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) July 6, 2013 Kirk Nieuwenhuis has a new career high with four RBIs today. It's the fourth inning. — Jared Diamond (@jareddiamond) July 6, 2013 It's clearly because Kirk has the curls again. — Ellie S. (@NieuwenMets) July 6, 2013 LOOGIT HOW GREAT IKE DAVIS RAN TO THIRD WHEN NO ONE WAS HOLDING A BEISBAL. Shut up, idiots. — Keith Hernandez (@imkeithernandez) July 6, 2013 This game is wildly entertaining because Keith. — Brendan Bilko (@bilko) July 6, 2013 Keith is about to have a coronary on-air describing how bad the play is tonight. — Kevin Burkhardt (@KBurkhardtSNY) July 6, 2013 Holy Crap… The Brewers are making my eyes hurt!!! — Mets Merized Online (@MetsMerized) July 6, 2013 ALL of the LOL's. — Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) July 6, 2013 Instead of postgame, SNY just needs to replay this game with Yakkety Sax on loop. — d'evON (@DevOnSports) July 6, 2013 An hour & 40 minutes to play 4 innings… Remember when the Mets played games that didn't drag on all night? — Paul Hadsall (@PaulsRandomStuf) July 6, 2013 LOL opened up some eyebrows? Keith is on a roll tonight — Miguel Mandélkerno (@metsonmymind) July 6, 2013 EYEBROWS I CAN'T I AM DEAD — Heather (@_SwimTwoNine) July 6, 2013 Keith on Satin: "He's opened up some eyebrows…eyeballs, excuse me." Absolutely hysterical. — Rising Apple (@RisingAppleBlog) July 6, 2013 "[Satin] has opened up some eyebrows, I mean eyeballs." ~ Keith Hernandez Then, silence. YES! — Michael Baron (@michaelgbaron) July 6, 2013 You know your eyebrows stand out when you're on a team with David Wright and Wright's aren't the most discussed eyebrows on the team. — Jeff Lackinghair (@FreeBald) July 6, 2013 It's only the 5th & we have a Met lead,weird/bad baseball the return of Ike,Wheeler working it out,Kirk w/ 4 RBI & Keith's "eyebrow" gaffe — Kelly (@TGWTAboutSports) July 6, 2013 My phone just told me Ike Davis reached on an infield single, so I'm going to throw this one out the window and order one that works — Christopher (@ludichrisspeed) July 6, 2013 Out of a bases loaded 1 out horror show? I see you, Zack. — RageWynn (@RageWynn) July 6, 2013 BUT WHEELER IS MENTALLY WEAK!!!! — Steph (@whutyearisit) July 6, 2013 Wheeler really opened up some eyebrows that last inning. #mets — Dave Singer (@MetsBlue) July 6, 2013 Buck, Kirk and Ike: The Three musKateers trolling the brewers tonight — Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) July 6, 2013 And John Buck with a hit.The Mets are gonna be paying for this night for the rest of the month. — d'evON (@DevOnSports) July 6, 2013 Recker would've homered! — Shannon (@SnowMets) July 6, 2013 The Sausages raced. And were all thrown out at home. — Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) July 6, 2013 I refuse to make a sexual joke about five sausages flopping around the park. It's too easy. — Jill Wheelerlander (@SitAndValdespin) July 6, 2013 I’ve got my money on the gluten-free soy hot dog. — Eric Simon (@AmazinAvenue) July 6, 2013 that sausage race is fixed… like pro wrestling — Jim Flaherty (@TheFranchise41) July 6, 2013 My sausage is too big for the race… #Mets — Kevin (@KVP_10) July 6, 2013 Here ya to twitter: enjoy and modify as you see fit. pic.twitter.com/wCIj0gO95c — Yansore CFS (@BigDavesRants) July 6, 2013 Rickie Weeks just got Aardsma'd — Miguel Mandélkerno (@metsonmymind) July 6, 2013 Wheeler done. 5 inn, 7 hits, 3 runs, 1 earned, 3 walks, 3 Ks. 8-3 Mets in 6th. By the way, Chorizo won the Sausage Race by six lengths. — Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) July 6, 2013 Gomez is the word. — Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) July 6, 2013 I WANTED TO SEE JAY HORWITZ GO DOWN THE SLIDE THO — Tyler K. (@DidWeWinYet96) July 6, 2013 Carlos Gomez stole Words! — Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) July 6, 2013 If there are two things I know about Keith Hernandez…he has sexual moans over good baseball plays and he hates Aramis Ramirez… #Mets — Kevin (@KVP_10) July 6, 2013 I would walk the pitcher to pitch to Ike. — Dan Pronti (@DPNJ) July 6, 2013 Daniel Murphy has the fielding cycle tonight. He's thrown out runners at first, second, third and home. — Ed Leyro (@Studi_Metsimus) July 6, 2013 I want to combine Kirk and Duda and call it Kirkas Dudenhuis. — JLM (@mezzanine76) July 6, 2013 It's a JUANDERFUL life! #mets — Scott (@Pilam76) July 6, 2013 Jesus Christ, this might be the ugliest box score I've ever seen in my life. But at least we're winning! ::knocking very hard on wood:: — Maggie Wiggin (@maggie162) July 6, 2013 10/10 trolling night for the mets tonight — Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) July 6, 2013 AND RUNNING AND RUNNING KEEP RUNNING — Recalled Ike Davis (@DrunkIkeDavis) July 6, 2013 The Brewers are last in their division. Watching this game, I'm surprised they're that high in the standings. — julie (@Lets86it) July 6, 2013 pic.twitter.com/9piTXmWrsZ — Christopher Gamez (@Metsochist4Life) July 6, 2013 Hello Wisconsin … PUT IT IN THE BOOKS! Mets 12 Brewers 5. — Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) July 6, 2013 #PIITB Ike and Kirk lead the way. I know I'm stunned too #Mets — Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) July 6, 2013 lol Brewers announcer "this game is mercifully over" #mets — meeeeeeeeeeeeeee (@G_be_me) July 6, 2013 MEANWHILE, IN CHIPPERLAND… I will not watch a game, any game, officiated by Angel Hernandez! His incompetence amazes me and I'm tired of MLB doing squat about it! Nite — Chipper Jones (@RealCJ10) July 5, 2013 DEEP THOUGHTS WITH JOE MADDON… I like us to swarm whenever possible. We only chased 5-6 pitches out of the strike zone tonight. When you don't chase, you can swarm. — Joe Maddon (@RaysJoeMaddon) July 6, 2013 THE IRRELEVANT FACT OF THE DAY… Sex and marijuana can help prevent migraines. — UberFacts (@UberFacts) July 1, 2013 The post #MetsTwitter Recap: The Kirk and Ike Show appeared first on The Daily Stache.
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