Milton Bradley has an excuse for why he sucks so much this year

Milton Bradley has been off to a pretty rough start in his first year with the Chicago Cubs. But he has a reason for why he is only hitting .188 with four home runs and nine RBI. It's not his fault, of course. According to Bradley, the umpires are widening the strike zone when he hits as a way of getting back for him for arguing with an umpire a month ago. "Unfortunately, I just think it's a lot of 'Oh, you did this to my colleague,' or 'We're going to get him any time we can," Bradley said, according to the Chicago Tribune. "As soon as he gets two strikes, we're going to call whatever and see what he does. Let's try to ruin Milton Bradley."Sounds logical, right? No, no it doesn't. It's just like the kid who always fails in high school and then says it's because the teacher hates him, not because he didn't do any work and never came to class. Bradley has been involved in incident after incident, including mor...