Found March 10, 2012 on Holdout Sports:
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The Minnesota Twins have started a series of new commercials entitled "Sorta Deep Thoughts from Twins Territory", which seems to be a take on the Saturday Night Live classic "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey" series.



This commercial features thoughts from catcher Joe Mauer and manager Ron Gardenhire.

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