Found March 16, 2010 on Bugs & Cranks:

I think the title sums it up nicely, so why waste words. Let’s get to it…

  1. A-Rod rests groin, says he’ll be healthy for Derek’s nightly pool party
  2. Trevor Hoffman shuns grandkids, senior craft fair to make spring debut
  3. Josh Hamilton mourns loss of “Airplane” star, picks bad day to quit sniffing glue
  4. Washington Nationals told they’re decent, release Ron Villone
  5. Jenks bails out Putz
  6. Roy Oswalt prepares for July deadline, buys property in 29 other cities
  7. Khalil Greene even more anxious after teammate explains “Spicolli” jokes
  8. Mets hire Randolph to impersonate ghost, haunt Jerry Manuel
  9. Mets support Randolph on successful haunting, fly him to San Diego, fire him again
  10. Phillies fans asked to leave Haiti due to odor
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