MLB Leaders of Mistakes

Brett Myers gets the early season nod for the Anticlimactic Asshat Award, better known as the AAA (which is where he should probably be pitching). It seems that when the Phils get on a roll and establish a high (13 games above .500/4 game lead on the Marlins in the NL East), overhyped hyperactive buttplug Myers knocks the team down a couple rungs on the ladder. He was named the #1 starter this spring but has only 3 wins. However, he does lead the Majors in mistakes with 18 gopherballs served up (on pace for 44). This all hearkens back to Brett's childish mindset of pouting until he gets what he wants, but the problem is Brad Lidge is kicking ass as the new closer and there's no need for Brett in the bullpen, so he won't be getting that role anytime soon. Therefore, Brett needs to suck it up and perform in the rotation, but his offseason preparation as well as work between starts has not been taken seriously and has left Brett without quality arm strength, and mix that wi...