Moneybrawl?

In this corner…the man formerly known as mildly respectable former ballplayer Jose Canseco. The once great slugger, who outed everyone using HGH to his BFFs at MLB and the USDEA, will step onto the mat and try MMA. LOL. In his latest attempt to cash in on his remaining minutes of fame, Canseco is set to make his mixed martial arts debut on May 26 in Japan. Apparently the Danny Bonaduces of the world simply aren’t tough enough for our man Jose. The newly crowned celebutard will be fighting Hong Man Choi on the Dream 9 card in Yokohama Arena. Why does his name sound like it translates to “Human Tripod”? Choi is a 7-foot-2, 330-pound super heavyweight and has a 1-2 record in MMA...