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Anyone who has ever made New Year’s resolutions will likely tell you that it’s easier said than done to keep those resolutions. Old habits creep back in, and at the end of the year, we find ourselves in the same position we were on Jan. 1 — fat, lazy and depressed.
Then there’s Jose Canseco. Baseball’s biggest tattler has some pretty ambitious goals for 2013, and he shared them on Twitter on Wednesday night. The former slugger kicked things off by saying that he was going to unleash his 10 resolutions. Naturally, Canseco repeated No. 5 twice, so it was actually a list of 11 resolutions. So that’s extra ambition, actually.
He wants to do it all in ’13, too. Whether it’s taking on Shaquille O’Neal in a cage match, developing an anti-aging drink or having dinner with Bud Selig, it’s going to be a busy year for Canseco. Oh, and the fact that he sees himself as an A-list celebrity is nothing short of hilarious.
Anyway, check out all of Canseco’s resolutions below.
Here are my new years resolutions top ten what are yours
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2013
1.spend more time with my daughter
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2013
2.get stronger and fitter
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2013
3.help people who are getting screwed wherever i can
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2013
4.return to pro baseball as player or manager and have dinners with McGwire, La Russa, Bonds, and Selig.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2013
5.Fight Shaq in MMA cage match
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2013
5.develop and launch Ponce de CAnseco a real anti aging drink
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2013
6.Get elected to a important political office in the U.S. or canada to help all people and governments with there problems
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2013
7.Become a world class entreprenur and found at least two great companies that make peoples lives better and funner
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2013
8.Write athird book and do a move deal for Juiced!
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2013
9.Do at least 100 promotional deals for good companies and products like Animal Rights, Human health, Environmental, and Beer companies
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2013
10.Use position as A List entertainer doing reality, TV, movies, blogs, columns, appearances to be able to do more charity
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 2, 2013
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Is this for real? They actually wasted time, resources, and cyberspace on stupid stuff about a self proclaimed "superstar" washed up has been?
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Who really cares ?? If you writers would ignore him, he'd go away (hopefully).
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He's an easy target, guys. Relax. He's not hurting anyone.
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