My Day Too Late NFL Predictions

I forgot to post this before the games ran Sunday, but since I am the consummate professional, I am still going to reveal them here. Some of them were slightly off: * If the Bengals can keep it close against Pittsburgh, they just might find a way to sneak ahead in the 4th quarter. * Peyton Manning sometimes confused the colors green and white, as they are incredibly similar, but I don't see this becoming a problem on Sunday. * The Cowboys sure have a lot of problems heading into this week, good thing they play an offense as inept as the Rams. Boy was firing Scott Linehan a mistake... * CDW Advertising Meeting: "What if we have this idiot guy in a Hawaiian shirt ordering office supplies, on one of those douchey bluetooth headsets, for a high tech business he just set up on a desert island, all the while a monkey is making noises in the background?" -Tom "That sounds like the worst idea ever, Tom. That is, unless we were really drunk." -Frank "We work at CDW Frank, I think it's a certainty we will be." -Tom * Watch out for New Orleans, they can run up the score on you pretty quick. * I feel sorry for the people who have to watch the horrid offenses in the Vikings-Bears game. Snore... * Dear Geico, we all thought your caveman ad was hilarious back in 2004 when we first saw it. Doing 18 further versions of the same joke and attempting to spin it off into a television series was a bit too much. You need to retire this campaign now. The only show I wanted to see less than yours was the wacky sitcom featuring that guy with the mullet who draws things on a whiteboard for UPS. * Derek Anderson is back in a big way, I can finally wear his jersey out in public without being laughed at again! * When the moment is right, be ready to hold hands and smile at each other, with Cialis. * Well, Kansas City hasn't shown much this season, but they do have some very good rushing defense. * And a bonus day too late prediction: There is no way the Tampa Bay Rays are getting to the World Series after blowing their huge early lead in this series.